Sir, you are employing a double negative.

agentotter:

“A pack of them” is Derek for “bitch how the fuck should I know.”

 #’a pack of them’ #DEREK THAT IS THE LEAST ANSWER OF ALL THE NONANSWERS (via giraffe-sex)

spaggel: FINE JULIE, JUST FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. THE CAT LIKES DEREK. EVEN GROOMED HIM TO GET ALL OF THAT NASTY HAIR GEL OUT BEFORE SO GRACIOUSLY SETTLING IN TO KEEP DEREK’S HEAD WARM ALL NIGHT. #i have auction things i need to draw  #and you’re all  #spaggel wants to hurt me  #waaa waaa cry cry cry  #now i do  #i’m a gonna poke your eye right out i tell you  #you goob  I love you a lot I really do you’re the only one for me ;______;

spaggel:

FINE JULIE, JUST FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. THE CAT LIKES DEREK. EVEN GROOMED HIM TO GET ALL OF THAT NASTY HAIR GEL OUT BEFORE SO GRACIOUSLY SETTLING IN TO KEEP DEREK’S HEAD WARM ALL NIGHT.

#i have auction things i need to draw  #and you’re all  #spaggel wants to hurt me  #waaa waaa cry cry cry  #now i do  #i’m a gonna poke your eye right out i tell you  #you goob 

I love you a lot I really do you’re the only one for me ;______;

posted 6 days ago via spaggel with 215 notes

swingsetindecember:

barlowstreet:

swingsetindecember:

ademska replied to your post: the debates people have about on fire being…

the true divide of teen wolf fandom: is dereks preferred genre of music generic dancepop or smooth jazz?

the smooth jazz he saves for when he creeps up on someone with jazz hands. and the dancepop is for all those flips 

(I hate that I can’t reply to stuff yet oh my gosh reblogging like this makes me feel so creepy.)

When he creeps up on Jackson in the locker room, he plays “Lose Your Soul” which is by Dead Man’s Bones aka the band that Ryan Gosling is in.

Maybe he’s just a fan of Ryan Gosling, though ;)

or

he was a huge nerd and thought that would be more intimidating

“I haven’t heard this one in a looooong time”

Derek sweetie stop trying to sound mysterious and mature that song came out literally two years before this scene takes place you are such a fucking goober.


dirtcheap replied to your post: “His skin was soft and smooth under my fingers, like a well-worn silk tie,”
omg this started out funny and now my heart hurts

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posted 1 week ago with 76 notes

spaggel: Zombie!AU… ish. Stiles is the total badass Zombie Slayer. Derek is the… acrobat. (or maybe more like  In This Twilight How Dare You Speak of Grace)  A little “back from the dead” art. Yes, that zombie is me. I TOLD YOU I WASN’T REALLY DEAD. 

spaggel:

Zombie!AU… ish. Stiles is the total badass Zombie Slayer. Derek is the… acrobat. (or maybe more like  In This Twilight How Dare You Speak of Grace) 

A little “back from the dead” art. Yes, that zombie is me. I TOLD YOU I WASN’T REALLY DEAD. 

posted 2 weeks ago via spaggel with 142 notes


Inventing the art of werewolf pick-up lines
  • hatteress: I like your clothes like I like my eyebrows. Gone.
  • agentotter: You must be a shapeshifter 'cause you're making a shape shift in my pants.
  • agentotter: Baby they call it 'mooning' 'cause your ass is making me howl.
  • hatteress: I don't have to bite you to be inside of you. (I felt dirty just writing that)
  • hatteress: My tail's not the only thing I can wag.
  • agentotter: The Alpha... is my penis.
  • agentotter: It's not the full moon, but I'm transforming in my pants.
  • agentotter: I'm like a kanima in bed... really good at taking orders.
  • hatteress: Are you stairs? Because I really want to jump you.
  • hatteress: Are you the full moon? Because you're making me want to get down on all fours.
  • agentotter: Are you a line of mountain ash 'cause girl I wanna get inside you.
  • hatteress: Are you wolfsbane? 'Cause you're making me faint.
  • agentotter: Gurl you must be my Alpha 'cause I can't get you out of my mind.
  • agentotter: Baby you must be a hunter 'cause you've captured my heart.
posted 2 weeks ago via hatteress · © agentotter with 333 notes

devildoll:

red-rahl:

My attempt at Failwolf!Friday! (Shhhh, it may still be Friday somewhere!)  I’ve been off radar for a long time and it’s because I’ve been reading all the Sterek Teen Wolf fic. ;3;

Major kudos to oberstein for the idea and the words!

omg Stiles’ little face

(wolfrrito!)

(and even remembered the tissues by the bed)


flexideon: In which Derek is cursed, and can only move around by vigorously twerking.

flexideon:

In which Derek is cursed, and can only move around by vigorously twerking.


derek-tion: Accompanying fanmix for the story: Derek’s Kick-Ass Playlist For Bad Times And Also Hunters  LISTEN HERE You’re The Best Around - Jo Esposito What Doesn’t Kill You - Kelly Clarkson Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor Bulletproof - La Roux Touch The Sky - Kanye West Strong Enough - Cher Don’t Let Me Get Me - P!nk Here I Go Again - Whitesnake I Can Do Better - Avril Lavigne Place In This World - Taylor Swift Don’t Stop Believing - Journey Stronger - Britney Spears I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster - Geto Boys Things Can Only Get Better - D Ream Hero - Mariah Carey Titanium - David Guetta Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer Born This Way - Lady Gaga I’m Still Standing - Elton John This Is Why I’m Hot - Mims Fighter - Christina Aguilera I Get Knocked Down - Chumbawamba Survivor - Destiny’s Child The Climb - Miley Cyrus Bad Day - Daniel Powter Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice COMING SOON -  Take A Damn Hint Hale GOD: A Playlist for Sexytimes With Stiles

derek-tion:

Accompanying fanmix for the story:

Derek’s Kick-Ass Playlist For Bad Times And Also Hunters

  1. You’re The Best Around - Jo Esposito
  2. What Doesn’t Kill You - Kelly Clarkson
  3. Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor
  4. Bulletproof - La Roux
  5. Touch The Sky - Kanye West
  6. Strong Enough - Cher
  7. Don’t Let Me Get Me - P!nk
  8. Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
  9. I Can Do Better - Avril Lavigne
  10. Place In This World - Taylor Swift
  11. Don’t Stop Believing - Journey
  12. Stronger - Britney Spears
  13. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
  14. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster - Geto Boys
  15. Things Can Only Get Better - D Ream
  16. Hero - Mariah Carey
  17. Titanium - David Guetta
  18. Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen
  19. U Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
  20. Born This Way - Lady Gaga
  21. I’m Still Standing - Elton John
  22. This Is Why I’m Hot - Mims
  23. Fighter - Christina Aguilera
  24. I Get Knocked Down - Chumbawamba
  25. Survivor - Destiny’s Child
  26. The Climb - Miley Cyrus
  27. Bad Day - Daniel Powter
  28. Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice

COMING SOON -  Take A Damn Hint Hale GOD: A Playlist for Sexytimes With Stiles

posted 1 month ago via derek-tion with 272 notes